just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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