You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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