I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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