I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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