Only a mothe r could love this liver
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!