What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging