I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?