I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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