So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
did you just send me my own nude
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm experimenting with sincerity
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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