I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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