4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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