hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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