birth control should be required to get into college
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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