let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She's the barista slut.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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