I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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