69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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