I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Come see our sink grown plant.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
whose ass print is on the piano?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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