Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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