Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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