i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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