I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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