I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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