Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
