check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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