Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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