i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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