Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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