please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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