ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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