It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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