I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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