Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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