You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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