VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I am naked and annoyed.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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