oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains