Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize