Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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