You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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