the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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