Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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