Can Purell be used as lube?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
