You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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