My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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