I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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