ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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