I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
