Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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