I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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