Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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