idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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