actually, I'm a sock model
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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