her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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