she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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