Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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