We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
