We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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